Roster
14 notable squanchers, each with a title they mostly earned. The rest of the guild is in Discord.
Squanchy
Guild Master
Runs the spreadsheets nobody asked for and definitely alt-tabs mid-boss.
BobbyChulo
ChestStealer
Doesn't mind stealing chests at night as long as he didn't take off his socks yet.
Veritaki
Serial Killer / Mailman
Always delivers — the package and the killing blow.
Gin
Real One
No title, no gimmick, just shows up and does the job right.
Malice
Asshole Detector
Sniffs out the assholes before the raid even ends, and heals for us.
HDFrazierHD
Shit Talker
Undefeated in chat pvp, still working on the actual game.
LaVATOAD
Lava Mixed With Toad
Slow, hot, and somehow always brings the jokes.
SmollLenny
Build of Builds
One build builder, he builds builds.
Deatstroke
Fight Timer
Always lets everyone know a fight is over by logging out.
ShadowKuruption
Vanguard Keeper
He keeps track of things.
Suna
Daughter
French and Overpowered.
OmniKyng
RNG Man
Bad at RNG
Yippypoo
Best Healer NA
Situational Awareness of a Goat.
Memcho
Princess Tank
Always searches for the stone's name after a fight.