Squanchy Squad
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub. We wipe on the first boss pull, blame the tank, then somehow still win — and when the fight really goes sideways, we morph into crabs and scuttle to victory. Chaotic good energy, min-maxed builds, emotional damage guaranteed.
Throne & LibertyAscension server60+ squancherszero drama
A guild that doesn't take the game seriously.
Squanchy Squad formed because every other guild felt like an unpaid second job with a dress code. We siege hard, gear up smarter than we probably should, and turn voice chat into a full-blown bit within the first five minutes.
Whether you're grinding Nix at 3am questioning your life choices or just here for the boonstone chaos, we've got a squanch-shaped seat with your name on it.
- Show Up
- Sieges and boonstone fights need bodies. We show up, geared, occasionally sober.
- No Drama
- We fight bosses, not each other. Loot distribution is fair — mostly because nobody wants the paperwork.
- Have Fun
- If voice chat isn't a full-blown bit by minute two, we consider it a failed raid.
When We Raid, Riot, and Regroup
Full schedule- MONBoonstoneShow up and stuff.10:00 PM ET
- TUERiftstoneBlame the healers after the fight.10:00 PM ET
- FRIBoonstoneFull guild call. Pants optional. Bring lube.10:00 PM ET
- SATRiftstoneCasual, all welcome, chat is 90% memes.10:00 PM ET
- SUNGuild BossesNo agenda, just vibes, and questionable decisions.9:00 PM ET
Think You've Got Squanchy Energy?
No trials, no gatekeeping, no gear-check inquisitions that take longer than the actual siege. Just squanch on into Discord, say hi, and tell us your build (we'll judge it lovingly).
- Level 60Enough to hold your own without becoming a walking res-timer.
- Mic in Discord (Optional)You don't have to talk much, just laugh audibly on cue.
- Show up sometimesWe're chill, not a ghost town. Log in before we send a search party.